Firstly, a massive thank you to all the birthday wishes I got from you awesome people. Not only is the thoughtfullness really touching, but you guys have some BEAST imagination with these things! Much love to you all!
Yeah so I wasnt actually tagged, but this shiz looked awesome, so has been stolen from the ferouciously epic (and Canadian which means additional epic)
SO LETS GET DOWN WITH THIS SHIT
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. (5"5 like a BOSS)
[ ✓ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes. At least my mirror thinks so. I'm sure it lies
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ✓ ] I tan easily. Which is beast
[ ✓ ] I wish my hair was a different colour. Like purple!
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ✓ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have this big squishy thing with two holes in it which I breathe through in the middle of my face! It's horrible
[ ✓ ] I've had braces. Worst years of my life
[ ✓ ] I wear glasses. Because I'm that fucking cool!
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ✓ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. Said strangers are normally in a certain wrinkly age range and clearly not picky
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ✓ ] I have freckles. Like . . . 3 . . .
[ ✓ ] I've sworn at my parents. Only when dem bitches swear back! Dont mess with my mum
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ✓ ] My biological parents are together. In a weird love to hate kinda way
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ✓ ] I want to have kids someday. I wanna help kill the earth with overpopulation
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[ ] I'm in school. Will be next year
[ ✓ ] I have a job. More boring than school but you get PAID
[ ✓ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school Actually got an award for it
[ ] I almost always do my homework. PFT!
[ ✓ ] I've missed a week or more of school. Ill
[ ] I've been on the Honour Roll within the last 2 years British so NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired
[ ✓ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ✓ ] Disney movies still make me cry. And you're a heartless bastard if you dont
[ ✓ ] I've peed from laughing. When I was 7!
[ ✓ ] I've snorted while laughing. Always
[ ✓ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried. Always
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
[ ✓ ] I was born with a disease/impairment It's incurable and it's called Chronic Laziness
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ✓ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend. Said friend was a lizard
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ✓ ] I've had chicken pox.
[ ✓ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. I'm sure those who were there remember the Red Kite
incident - you know who you are . . .
[ ✓ ] I've been on a plane. My uncle's infact
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ✓ ] I've been to Europe. FUCKIN LIVE THERE
[ ✓ ] I've been to Africa. Lots of bugs
[ ✓ ] I've gotten lost in my city. Most days
[ ✓ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star Wishing is for pussies. You make your own happiness in life
[ ✓ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ✓ ] I've gone out in public in my pyjamas. This morning infact
[ ✓ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. Who hasn't?
[ ✓ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. And he FUCKING DESERVED IT
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ✓ ] I've been skydiving. Like a boss
[ ✓ ] I've gone skinny dipping. Kinky cept it was with my sister
[ ✓ ] I've played spin the bottle. Drinking games!
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ✓ ] I've crashed a car. ahem . . .
[ ✓ ] I've been Skiing.
[ ✓ ] I've been in a play. I played Jesus's sheep
[ ✓ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. Not Myspace, but online yes
[ ✓ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ✓ ] I've sat on a roof top at night. My own
[ ] I've played chicken.
[ ✓ ] I've played a prank on someone. Who got me back 10 times worse
[ ✓ ] I've ridden in a taxi. London just up the road. Hard to avoid
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ✓ ] I've eaten sushi. And that stuff is GOOD
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[ ✓ ] I'm single. Unless you count my multpile personalities
[ ✓ ] I'm in a relationship. With my multiple personalities
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ✓ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper. Wonder why . . .
[ ✓ ] I miss someone right now. They guy who used to pay me to do his coursework for him
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[ ✓ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ✓ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ✓ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ✓ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. GIRL CRUSH! Heteroflexible!
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ✓ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
[ ✓ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. Bad times . . .
[ ✓ ] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. Good times . . . .
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ✓ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am. When buying them Christmas presents I tell them I'm going to the dentist
[ ✓ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. I am secretly Batman, but DONT TELL
[ ✓ ] I've cheated while playing a game. Monopoly. I was Banker
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ✓ ] I've run a red light. By accident
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[ ✓ ] I've consumed alcohol. Who hasn't
[ ] I regularly drink. Nah, that shit got boring real fast
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten mushrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ✓ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed. Damn, morbid questions here much?
[ ] I take anti-depressants. (My ADD meds are mood-stabilizers as well)
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ✓ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. Part of aforementioned Chronic Laziness
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ✓ ] I've woken up crying. Had a nightmare that I was being eaten by cake. Shouldn't have had cheese so close to bedtime
Death and Suicide
[ ✓ ] I'm afraid of dying. And if you're not you should see someone
[ ✓ ] I hate funerals. Because so many people LOVE that shit
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide. Jesus what kind of people do these things? Learn happiness, please!
[ ] I've attempted suicide
[ ✓ ] I've written a eulogy for myself. Yeah okay, I'll admit this one. I'm gonna be have my coffin go behind the curtain to this song: [link]
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs. Rap . . . nuff said
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player. I'm cool enough that I don't
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I wouldn't call 9 hours a day unhealthy
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic. What's that?
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun. What's that?
[ ✓ ] I collect comic books. Only if that shit's good quality
[ ] I own something from The Gap. What's that?
[ ✓ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie. What's that?
[ ] I can sing well. Bitch please
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ✓ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ✓ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs. I actually feed live ones daily to my lizards soooo . . .erm . . . yah
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. Who cares if
the song's good?
[ ✓ ] I curse regularly. My inner chav appears at inopportune moments
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ✓ ] I am a morning person. It's true, it's just that I'm an evening person MOAR
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ✓ ] I'm a snob about grammar. If you're trolling, make sure the insult is legible.
[ ✓ ] I am a sports fanatic. Chicken throwing nationals! Excitement!
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ✓ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[ ✓ ] I bake well. Braauuneeeyys
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart Who dat?
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[ ✓ ] I laugh at my own jokes Hard enough to make up for the fact that no one else does. Can't
think why cuz my jokes are FUCKING HILARIOUS
[ ] I eat fast food weekly. I eat food fast daily though
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ✓ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. Said class was sex ed. I put
that fucking condom on a banana like a boss
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. Spiders are dogs with extra legs
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ✓ ] I love dark chocolate. Dont put milk in that shit
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ✓ ] I play video games. Impossible Creatures and Paraworld, Old Skool!
[ ] I'm good at remembering faces. NOPE
[ ] I'm good at remembering names. NOPE
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates. NOPE
[ ✓ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[ ✓ ] All of those are answered honestly