Firstly, a massive thank you to all the birthday wishes I got from you awesome people. Not only is the thoughtfullness really touching, but you guys have some BEAST imagination with these things! Much love to you all!

Yeah so I wasnt actually tagged, but this shiz looked awesome, so has been stolen from the ferouciously epic (and Canadian which means additional epic)

SO LETS GET DOWN WITH THIS SHIT

About You:

[  ] I am shorter than 5'4. (5"5 like a BOSS)

[ ✓ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes. At least my mirror thinks so. I'm sure it lies

[  ] I have many scars.

[ ✓ ] I tan easily. Which is beast

[ ✓ ] I wish my hair was a different colour. Like purple!

[  ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.

[  ] I have a tattoo.

[ ✓ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have this big squishy thing with two holes in it which I breathe through in the middle of my face! It's horrible

[ ✓ ] I've had braces. Worst years of my life

[ ✓ ] I wear glasses. Because I'm that fucking cool!

[  ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

[ ✓ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. Said strangers are normally in a certain wrinkly age range and clearly not picky

[  ] I have more than 2 piercings.

[  ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.

[ ✓ ] I have freckles. Like . . . 3 . . .


Family/Home Life:

[ ✓ ] I've sworn at my parents. Only when dem bitches swear back! Dont mess with my mum

[  ] I've run away from home.

[  ] I've been kicked out of the house.

[ ✓ ] My biological parents are together. In a weird love to hate kinda way

[  ] I have a sibling less than one year old.

[ ✓ ] I want to have kids someday. I wanna help kill the earth with overpopulation

[  ] I've had children.

[  ] I've lost a child.


School/Work:

[  ] I'm in school. Will be next year

[ ✓ ] I have a job. More boring than school but you get PAID   

[ ✓ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school Actually got an award for it

[  ] I almost always do my homework. PFT!

[ ✓ ] I've missed a week or more of school. Ill

[  ] I've been on the Honour Roll within the last 2 years British so NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS

[  ] I failed more than 1 class last year

[  ] I've stolen something from my job

[  ] I've been fired


Embarrassment

[ ✓ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.

[ ✓ ] Disney movies still make me cry. And you're a heartless bastard if you dont

[ ✓ ] I've peed from laughing. When I was 7!

[ ✓ ] I've snorted while laughing. Always

[ ✓ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried. Always

[  ] I've glued my hand to something.

[  ] I've had my pants rip in public.


Health

[ ✓ ] I was born with a disease/impairment It's incurable and it's called Chronic Laziness

[  ] I've gotten stitches/staples.

[  ] I've broken a bone

[  ] I've had my tonsils removed.

[ ✓ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend. Said friend was a lizard

[  ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.

[  ] I had a serious surgery.

[ ✓ ] I've had chicken pox.


Traveling

[ ✓ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. I'm sure those who were there remember the Red Kite
incident - you know who you are . . .

[ ✓ ] I've been on a plane. My uncle's infact

[  ] I've been to Canada.

[  ] I've been to Mexico.

[  ] I've been to Niagara Falls.

[  ] I've been to Japan.

[  ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ✓ ] I've been to Europe. FUCKIN LIVE THERE

[ ✓ ] I've been to Africa. Lots of bugs



Experiences

[ ✓ ] I've gotten lost in my city. Most days

[ ✓ ] I've seen a shooting star.

[  ] I've wished on a shooting star Wishing is for pussies. You make your own happiness in life

[ ✓ ] I've seen a meteor shower.

[ ✓ ] I've gone out in public in my pyjamas. This morning infact

[ ✓ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. Who hasn't?

[ ✓ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. And he FUCKING DESERVED IT

[  ] I've been to a casino.

[ ✓ ] I've been skydiving. Like a boss

[ ✓ ] I've gone skinny dipping. Kinky cept it was with my sister

[ ✓ ] I've played spin the bottle. Drinking games!

[  ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

[ ✓ ] I've crashed a car. ahem . . .

[ ✓ ] I've been Skiing.

[ ✓ ] I've been in a play. I played Jesus's sheep

[ ✓ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. Not Myspace, but online yes

[ ✓ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.

[  ] I've seen the Northern lights.

[ ✓ ] I've sat on a roof top at night. My own

[  ] I've played chicken.

[ ✓ ] I've played a prank on someone. Who got me back 10 times worse

[ ✓ ] I've ridden in a taxi. London just up the road. Hard to avoid

[  ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[ ✓ ] I've eaten sushi. And that stuff is GOOD

[  ] I've been snowboarding.


Relationships

[ ✓ ] I'm single. Unless you count my multpile personalities

[ ✓ ] I'm in a relationship. With my multiple personalities

[  ] I'm engaged.

[  ] I'm married.

[  ] I've gone on a blind date.

[ ✓ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper. Wonder why . . .

[ ✓ ] I miss someone right now. They guy who used to pay me to do his coursework for him

[  ] I have a fear of abandonment.

[  ] I've gotten divorced.

[ ✓ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[ ✓ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.

[  ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.

[ ✓ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality

[ ✓ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. GIRL CRUSH! Heteroflexible!

[  ] I've had a crush on a teacher.

[ ✓ ] I am a cuddler.

[  ] I've been kissed in the rain.

[  ] I've hugged a stranger.

[  ] I have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

[ ✓ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. Bad times . . .

[ ✓ ] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. Good times . . . .

[  ] I've snuck out of my house.

[ ✓ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am. When buying them Christmas presents I tell them I'm going to the dentist

[ ✓ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. I am secretly Batman, but DONT TELL

[ ✓ ] I've cheated while playing a game. Monopoly. I was Banker

[  ] I've cheated on a test.

[ ✓ ] I've run a red light. By accident

[  ] I've been suspended from school.

[  ] I've witnessed a crime.

[  ] I've been in a fist fight.

[  ] I've been arrested.


Drugs/Alcohol

[ ✓ ] I've consumed alcohol. Who hasn't

[  ] I regularly drink. Nah, that shit got boring real fast

[  ] I've passed out from drinking.

[  ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.

[  ] I've smoked weed.

[  ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.

[  ] I've eaten mushrooms.

[  ] I've popped E.

[  ] I've inhaled Nitrous.

[  ] I've done hard drugs.

[  ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[  ] I can't swallow pills.

[  ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

[  ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.

[  ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.

[ ✓ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed. Damn, morbid questions here much?

[  ] I take anti-depressants. (My ADD meds are mood-stabilizers as well)

[  ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.

[ ✓ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. Part of aforementioned Chronic Laziness

[  ] I've hurt myself on purpose.

[ ✓ ] I've woken up crying. Had a nightmare that I was being eaten by cake. Shouldn't have had cheese so close to bedtime


Death and Suicide

[ ✓ ] I'm afraid of dying. And if you're not you should see someone

[ ✓ ] I hate funerals. Because so many people LOVE that shit

[  ] I've seen someone dying.

[  ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.

[  ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.

[  ] I've planned my own suicide. Jesus what kind of people do these things? Learn happiness, please!

[  ] I've attempted suicide

[ ✓ ] I've written a eulogy for myself. Yeah okay, I'll admit this one. I'm gonna be have my coffin go behind the curtain to this song: [link]


Materialism

[  ] I own over 5 rap CDs. Rap . . . nuff said

[  ] I own an iPod or MP3 player. I'm cool enough that I don't

[  ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. I wouldn't call 9 hours a day unhealthy

[  ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.

[  ] I own something from Hot Topic. What's that?

[  ] I own something from Pac Sun. What's that?

[ ✓ ] I collect comic books. Only if that shit's good quality

[  ] I own something from The Gap. What's that?

[ ✓ ] I own something I got on e-bay.

[  ] I own something from Abercrombie. What's that?


Random

[  ] I can sing well. Bitch please

[  ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

[ ✓ ] I open up to others easily.

[ ✓ ] I watch the news.

[  ] I don't kill bugs. I actually feed live ones daily to my lizards soooo . . .erm . . . yah

[  ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. Who cares if
the song's good?

[ ✓ ] I curse regularly. My inner chav appears at inopportune moments

[  ] I sing in the shower.

[ ✓ ] I am a morning person. It's true, it's just that I'm an evening person MOAR

[  ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.

[ ✓ ] I'm a snob about grammar. If you're trolling, make sure the insult is legible.

[ ✓ ] I am a sports fanatic. Chicken throwing nationals! Excitement!

[  ] I twirl my hair.

[ ✓ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[  ] I love being neat.

[  ] I love Spam

[  ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.

[ ✓ ] I bake well. Braauuneeeyys

[  ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.

[  ] I've worn pajamas to school.

[  ] I like Martha Stewart Who dat?

[  ] I know how to shoot a gun.

[  ] I am in love with love.

[  ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[ ✓ ] I laugh at my own jokes Hard enough to make up for the fact that no one else does. Can't
think why cuz my jokes are FUCKING HILARIOUS

[  ] I eat fast food weekly. I eat food fast daily though

[  ] I believe in ghosts.

[  ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.

[ ✓ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. Said class was sex ed. I put
that fucking condom on a banana like a boss

[  ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. Spiders are dogs with extra legs

[  ] I am really ticklish.

[ ✓ ] I love dark chocolate. Dont put milk in that shit

[  ] I bite my nails.

[ ✓ ] I play video games. Impossible Creatures and Paraworld, Old Skool!

[  ] I'm good at remembering faces. NOPE

[  ] I'm good at remembering names. NOPE

[  ] I'm good at remembering dates. NOPE

[ ✓ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.



[ ✓ ] All of those are answered honestly

Your turn!